Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.