Give A Man A Fish, And You'll

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

Give A Man A Fish, And You'll Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish, And He'll Buy A Funny Hat. Talk To A Hungry Man About Fish, And You're A Consultant.