Remind People That Profit Is The Difference

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

Writers Tend To Work Early In The Morning, Or Late At Night, When Brains Are Naturally Able To Focus Deeply On One Thought. In The Middle Of The Day, Distractions Are Unavoidable. I Wonder If Anything Worthwhile Has Ever Been Written In The Afternoon.

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

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Engineers Like To Solve Problems. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems.