Futon World - A Wonderful Place That

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

I Bought A Cactus. A Week Later It Died. And I Got Depressed, Because I Thought, Damn. I Am Less Nurturing Than A Desert.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.