I Wonder If It's Rude For A

If Someone Throws A Pie At Your Face, Just Open Your Mouth Really Wide And Say, 'thanks For Feeding Me, A**hole.'

Clothing Sizes Are Weird, They Go: Small, Medium, Large And Then Extra Large, Extra Extra Large, Extra Extra Extra Large. Something Happened At Large, They Just Gave Up. They Were Like, 'i'm Not Doing Any More Adjectives; You Just Keep Putting Extras On There.' We Could Do Better Than That: Small, Medium, Large, Whoa, Easy, Slow Down, Stop It, Interesting, American.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.