Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

If You Want To Feel Less Sexy Put Scotch Tape On Your Nipples.

I'd Love To Win Trophies, Be In Movies, Have A Body Of Work I'm Proud Of And Find A Way To Enjoy It Along The Way. Success Is Probably A More Of A Complicated Thing Than That.

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.