When I Stub My Toe It's Like

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Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.

I Saw A Door That Said Exit Only. So I Entered Through It And Went Up To The Guy Working There And Said "i Have Good News. You Have Severely Underestimated That Door Over There. By Like A Hundred Percent."