Forget About Calories - Everything Makes Thin

Nobody Ever Loved Anybody Like Everybody Wants To Be Loved.

Some Women Love Only What They Can Hold In Their Arms; Others, Only What They Can't.

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

There Are Whole Years For Which I Hope I'll Never Be Cross-examined, For I Could Not Give An Alibi.

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.