Some Women Love Only What They Can

A Woman Ought To Look Up To Her Husband, If Only A Half-inch.

Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse; In Its Presence, We Are Vulgar.

You Can't Truthfully Explain Your Smallest Action Without Fully Revealing Your Character.

The Marriage Of Convenience Has This To Recommend It: We Are Better Judges Of Convenience Than We Are Of Love.

Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of Our Youth: We Got A Lot More For Our Money Back When We Had No Money.