Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.