Every Time I Get On An Airplane

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

God Always Comes Up With A Third Act Twist -- And We Won't Know Until We Die Whether The Play Was A Comedy Or A Tragedy.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.