Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

I Think Dan [rather] Is Transparently Liberal. Now He May Not Like To Hear Me Say That. I Always Agree With Him, Too. But I Think He Should Be More Careful.

One Day About 10 Years Ago The Door To My Office Opened And Who Walked In But Bill Gates.... Seemed Like A Nice Guy And Has Done More With His Money Than Most Billionaires. But That's As Far As I Want To Go Being Kind To Bill Gates.

We've Sent A Man To The Moon And That's 29,000 Miles Away. The Center Of The Earth Is Only 4,000 Miles Away. You Could Drive That In A Week But For Some Reason Nobody's Ever Done It.

Figure Skating Is An Unlikely Olympic Event But Its Good Television. It's Sort Of A Combination Of Gymnastics And Ballet. A Little Sexy Too Which Doesn't Hurt.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.