Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.