Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!