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Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

I Always Like A Charity With People Who Don't Speak English Because I Get Them To Do All Kinds Of Things Around My House.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.