Culinary Tradition Is Not Always Based On

I Love To Have Battles Of The Wits With People That Can Dish Fast And Dirty - And It Leads To Problems Occasionally, 'cause I Can Sound Mean Without Attempting To Be Mean.

I Never Spoke About Politics, With The Exception Of Election Night.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

Butter Typically Melts Around, You Know, 90 Fahrenheit, As Opposed To About 20 Degrees Higher For Lard. So What That Means Is That When You're Working With It, The Lard Is Going To Stay More Solid, Which Is Great For Flakiness.

I'm Like A Really Goofy Home Ec Teacher.