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Now My Wife May Think She's Locked Me Out Of The Kitchen But Macgyver's Not My Patron Saint For Nothing.

Lumps Are Caused By One Thing And One Thing Alone - The Improper Addition Of A Starch.

I Love To Have Battles Of The Wits With People That Can Dish Fast And Dirty - And It Leads To Problems Occasionally, 'cause I Can Sound Mean Without Attempting To Be Mean.

The Way To Any Woman's Heart, Be She Witch Or Wonderwoman, Princess Or Pocahontas, Is Through Her Stomach.

I Spent A College Semester In A Small Town In Italy - And That Is Where I Truly Tasted Food For The First Time.