Charles Darwin Got Totally Hammered, Woke Up

Republicans: The Party That Brought Us 'just Say No.' First As A Drug Policy, Then As Their Entire Platform.

Destroying A Religious Symbol And Building A Religious Center Are Really The Same Thing If You Don't Think About It.

I Love The Truth. It's The Facts I'm Not A Fan Of.

The Worst Thing About Affirmative Action Is That It Encourages Reverse Discrimination, So-called Because It Goes In The Opposite Way Of How We Naturally Discriminate.

They Said You Can't Go To The Moon. They Said You Can't Put Cheese Inside A Pizza Crust, But Nasa Did It. They Had To, Because The Cheese Kept Floating Off In Space.