But The Biggest Fake Of The Year,

America May Be The Best Country In The World, But That's Kind Of Like Being The Valedictorian Of Summer School.

The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

Democratic Candidate John Kerry On Tuesday Chose Fellow Senator John Edwards To Be His Running Mate. Asked About Edwards' Lack Of Foreign Policy Experience, Kerry Revealed His New Campaign Slogan, 'i Promise Not To Die.'

The Left Promises Abortion Rights And Cradle To The Grave Protection, So The Trick Is To Make It To The Cradle.

I Love This Country For Several Reasons, Not The Least Of Which Is That I Know I'm Allowed To Hate It If I Want To.