List of Walt Kelly Quotes

Man Tries To Swallow Meaning Whole As A Dog Would Eat His Dinner.

You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

Some Is More Equal Than Others, As Is Well Known. (tammananny Tiger)

You Got To Be Yourself, You Got To Discard All The Bull And Get You Across ... And Get What You Have To Say Across.

Traces Of Nobility, Gentleness And Courage Persist In All People, Do What We Will To Stamp Out The Trend. So, Too, Do Those Characteristics Which Are Ugly. It Is Just Unfortunate That In The Clumsy Hands Of A Cartoonist All Traits Become Ridiculous, Leading To A Certain Amount Of Self-conscious Expostulation And The Desire To Join Battle.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

A Lump In The Throat Is Worth Two On The Head.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

Twenty Percent Of Zero Is Better Than Nothing.

Women Aren't As Mere As They Used To Be.

Y'see, When You Start To Lick A National Problem You Have To Go After The Fundamentables. You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing Of The Remote Future.