Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

I Hate Mcdonald's. I Don't Want To Order My Dinner By Yelling Into A Clown's Mouth. If I Want My Face In A Clown's Mouth, I'll Tongue Kiss Glenn Beck.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Mick Jagger Could French-kiss A Moose. He Has Child-bearing Lips.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.