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A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.