At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.