At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.