Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Now Governor Of California.

This Will Be Michelle Obama's Last Opportunity To Try To Get Me To Eat Kale.

The Fcc Has Delayed The Decision On The Time/warner Comcast Merger. So How Do You Think Those Folks Like Being Put On Hold?

St. Patrick's Day Is The Fourth Biggest Drinking Day In America. It's Not The Biggest. It's Right Behind New Year's Eve, Fourth Of July, Or Any Secret Service Party.

If It Wasn't For Coffee, I'd Have No Discernible Personality At All.

Jeb Bush May Run For President. Bush Presidencies Are Like 'caddyshack' Movies. They Should Have Stopped With One.