And God Said 'let There Be Satan,

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.