All I Ask Is For People To

Fake Is Not A Word I Like To Use Because There's Nothing Fake About What I Do. It's A Show, It's A Predetermined Outcome; We're Putting On A Television Drama, Action, Comedy, Whatever You Want To Call It - But It's Not Fake. Fake Would Be If I Was Just About To Take A Body Slam, And My Stuntman Did It. Fake Would Be If I Was Going To Take A Chair Shot To The Head, And The Chair Was Made Of Rubber. I'll Tell The World That It's A Show, But I Hate The Word Fake. It's Such An Unfair Term To Us.

As A Matter Of Fact I Could Beat You Two With Both My Arms And My Legs Tied. I'll Roll Down This Ramp And Score Myself A 7-10 Idiot Split!

I Am The Ayatollah Of Rock 'n' Rolla

A Live Performance Is The Same No Matter What Genre It Is. Wrestling, Rock 'n Roll, Hosting, Acting - It's The Same Thing.

You'll Never, Eever, Be The Same, Again!