I Am The Ayatollah Of Rock 'n'

You'll Never, Eever, Be The Same, Again!

All Right, New York City! Welcome To Madison... Square... Jericho! And After Tonight, When I Become The True, Undisputed Intercontinental Champion, The Jerichoholics Of The Big Apple Will Throw A Celebration Party That Will Make The Millennium Bash In Times Square Look Like My Sister's Seventh Birthday Party! It'll Be A Celebration So Huge, So Grandiose, So Spectacular, That It Will Never, Eeeeeeeever, Be Forgotten Again!

An Ordinary Day. I Get Up Early, Drive To The Airport, From There Driving To The Arena Where We Wrestle. Then If We Have A Show I Will Take Another Plane For My Destination. Otherwise I Will Take A Plane To Return Home And Fall In Bed Very, Very Late.

It So Cliché To Say Some Guys And Girls Need To Step Up, But There Can Be Bigger Stars And Bigger Names When People Get Their Chance.

Welcome To Raw, Is, Jericho!