As A Matter Of Fact I Could

Well Stephanie, I'd Like To Thank You For Giving Me Such A Kind Christmas Gift, But Unfortunately I Didn't Get You Any Gifts. But Then Again, What Can You Get For The Girl Whose Had Everyone?

In True Rock Star Fashiuon, I Had Insomina Last Night And I Didn't Sleep At All. So All I Need Is A Bottle Of Jack Daniels And Some Groupies, And I'll Be Just Like David Lee Roth.

There's No Unemployment Insurance If You Don't Have A Job In Wrestling. You Really Have To Be Committed, To Have A Love And A Passion For The Sport, A Belief In Yourself That You Can Do It.

If You Stick Around Too Long, People Go On Looking For The Next Thing.

When You’re Good At Improv, Even When You’re Going To Deliver Somebody Else’s Line That They’ve Written, You’ve Got To Nail It. And Sometimes It’s Not Going To Be As Good As You Think, And You Have To Not Worry About Hurting Each Other’s Feelings. All That Matters Is The Product Itself. All That Matters Is The Show.