Acting In A Stage Play Is Like

I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into Someone I Know On The Tube.

Acting In A Stage Play Is Like Working The Evening Shift In An Office.

An Uninspiring Canvas Becomes A Glamorous Masterpiece When It Is Reattributed To A Better-known Artist.

Listening To Chris Moyles On Radio 1 Is The Most Miserable Thing Any Human Being Can Do, But Attending Awards Ceremonies Isn't Far Behind.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.