A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

Diplomacy: Lying In State.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.