Diplomacy: Lying In State.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

Modesty: The Gentle Art Of Enhancing Your Charm By Pretending Not To Be Aware Of It.

Diplomacy Is Living In State.

There Is Always Room At The Top - After The Investigation.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.