My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

I Sometimes Think The Pussy-willows Grey Are Angel Kittens Who Have Lost Their Way, And Every Bulrush On The River Bank A Cat-tail From Some Lovely Cat Astray.