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Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.

It Is Easier To Keep Half A Dozen Lovers Guessing Than To Keep One Lover After He Has Stopped Guessing.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied Up To One.