Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

Nobody Is Quite So Blase And Sophisticated As A Boy Of Nineteen Who Is Just Recovering From A Baby Grand Passion

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.