A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

A Guy Walks Into A Pub With A Lump Of Asphalt On His Shoulder, He Says To The Bar Man Give Us A Pint And One For The Road.

So I Went To The Doctor's Yesterday. He Said, "what Appears To Be The Problem?" I Said, "i Keep Having This Dream, Night After Night, Beautiful Girls Rushing Towards Me And I Keep Pushing Them Away." He Said, "how Can I Help?" I Said: "break My Arms."