A Bad Liver Is To A Frenchman

The Powder Is Mixed With Water And Tastes Exactly Like Powder Mixed With Water.

Just When You Think There's Nothing To Write About, Nixon Says, "i Am Not A Crook." Jimmy Carter Says, "i Have Lusted After Women In My Heart." President Reagan Says, "i Have Just Taken A Urinalysis Test, And I Am Not On Dope."

Television Has A Real Problem. They Have No Page Two. Consequently Every Big Story Gets The Same Play And Comes Across To The Viewer As A Really Big, Scary One.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

When It Came To Writing About Wine, I Did What Almost Everybody Does - Faked It