List of Oscar Levant Quotes

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)