George, If You Had To Do It

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.