I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.