Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.