Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)