I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.