I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.