Zigzag, V.t. To Move Forward Uncertainly, From

Reveille, N. A Signal To Sleeping Soldiers To Dream Of Battlefields No More, But Get Up And Have Their Blue Noses Counted.

Discriminate, V.i. To Note The Particulars In Which One Person Or Thing Is, If Possible, More Objectionable Than Another.

Funeral: A Pageant Whereby We Attest Our Respect For The Dead By Enriching The Undertaker, And Strengthen Our Grief By An Expenditure That Deepens Our Groans And Doubles Our Tears.

An Archbishop Is An Ecclesiastical Dignitary One Point Holier Than A Bishop.

A Popular Author Is One Who Writes What The People Think. Genius Invites Them To Think Something Else.