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Everything Is Amazing And Nobody Is Happy

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

I'm Not Raising The Children, I'm Raising The Grown Ups That They're Going To Be.

There's No Way You Ask Sean Penn A Question And Then, You're Gonna Be Huge !

My Show Is Sort Of A Short-film Anthology, And I'm Able To Tell Little Stories That Don't Necessarily Carry A Whole Episode In Terms Of Narrative. I Like The Audience Not Being Sure What They're Getting. I Think It's More Fun To Watch Something When You're Discovering It As You Go Along.