I Could Never Sit Down And Write

Performing Comedy, You Develop A Rhythm Of Ideas And Laughs. I Live For It.

If I Do Something For My Kids, I Get A Medal, Because Most Fathers Don't.

Fathers Have Skills That They Never Use At Home. You Run A Landscaping Business And You Can't Dress And Feed A Four-year-old? Take It On!

When I Was First Divorced, I Started Dating Younger Women, And It Was Really Exciting. But After A While I Was Like, 'this Is Just Dumb.'

I've Been Having A Lot Of Trouble Sleeping As We All Should. I Dunno. You Don't Live That Long. It Doesn't Matter.