Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would

Martyrdom Is Often The Result Of Excessive Gullibility.

If Someone Lies Down And Invites You To Trample Upon Him, You Are A Remarkable Individual If You Decline The Invitation.

Dogs Can Be Made To Feel Guilty About Anything, Including The Sins Of Their Owners. Cats Refuse To Take The Blame For Anything - Including Their Own Sins.

Most Men Are Reasonably Useful In A Crisis. The Difficulty Lies In Convincing Them That The Situation Has Reached A Critical Point

If You Take A Man By Surprise, And Behave With Sufficient Arrogance, He Will Generally Do What You Ask. -emerson