Dogs Can Be Made To Feel Guilty

The Only People Who Are Not In Awe Of Emerson's Powerful Voice And Well-nigh Superhuman Strength Are The Members Of His Own Family. He Is Aware Of This, And Often Complains About It; So From Time To Time I Like To Put On A Little Show Of Being Intimidated. 'proceed, My Dear,' I Said Apologetically.

..he Continues To Cling To The Forlorn Hope That I Will Turn Into One Of Those Swooning Females...and Fling Myself Squeeling At Him Whenever Anything Happens. Like All Men, He Clings To His Illusions.

In The Silence I Heard Bastet, Who Had Retreated Under The Bed, Carrying On A Mumbling, Profane Monologue. (if You Ask How I Knew It Was Profane, I Presume You Have Never Owned A Cat.)

If You Take A Man By Surprise, And Behave With Sufficient Arrogance, He Will Generally Do What You Ask. -emerson

I Would Never Have Supposed That Inexperienced Girl Was Capable Of Such Cold-blooded, Calculating Manipulation!