You Might Be A Redneck If You

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Parakeet Knows The Phrase Open Up, Police!