I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need One More Hole Punched In Your Card To Get A Freebie At The House Of Tattoos.

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Moved To Tears Every Time You Hear Dolly Parton Singing I Will Always Love You.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.